Here's a snapshot of what I did today.
The little monster to my left is my sissy. I know, we don't look related. She's so tanned and I'm so... not tanned. lol.
So I guess you've noticed, apart from our stunning beauty, that we have fuzzy things stuck to the side of our heads. No, it's not some attempt at being avant-garde, nor is it some whacky thing we do to keep our heads warm.
Anyway, I'm getting off topic.
On to the matter of lists...
I've been doing shit-all during my break from uni, apart from whinging about what time it is and how I haven't made any progress towards the 23456798765432 assignments I have due when I come back. So here's a list of shit I do (or don't do).
5 things I do instead of doing schoolwork.
(and yes, I will explain why there are socks stuck to my head.)
- lurk Sherri Dupree's tumblr
When I grow up, I want to be Sherri Dupree. Or own a house like her. This girl has wicked style and she's an amazing musician and being her friend would probably be the coolest thing ever.
- watch day time television
I don't even like Entertainment Tonight, and I could care less about the Royal Wedding and all the hype that surrounds it. But for some reason, I just get... caught. One moment, I'm absentmindedly watching tv, eating lunch, and something like ET, or Dr. Phil, or (God forbid), Maury Povich comes on. Then I have to watch it. It just reels me in and I sit there, catatonic until the show is over and I come to myself, wondering where the fuck my time went, and why has an hour and a half passed?!
...there was even a segment on what Kate Middleton's mother is not going to wear! What?! That's preposterous!
...I'm ashamed of myself ;_;
- stalk facebook
Pretty self explanitory. Sometimes I like to argue with people on the internet about shitty bands. But that would be giving away my super secret identity.
- omegle
Ugh, I'm addicted to terrible things, and Omegle is one of them. It's a shame that most people on there are incapable of having, or maintaining an interesting conversation. It just dies after a bit.
I like going on there and starting a conversation with "ask me anything". It makes it more fun, and sometimes I create these utterly stupid personae (personas? Fuck you, spellcheck. Right up your virgin anus). Like Eunice, the girl from Auckland who's capslock is broken AND CAN ONLY TYPE REPLIES LIKE THIS LOL XDDDDDDDDD
...yeah, it's funny to me
- go on youtube
So I was on Omegle last night and some kid from halfway around the world told me about a bunch of videos where people curl their hair with every day objects, like pencils and socks. Yes! Socks!
So I decided to try it out and it worked! It's not very curly, since I only kept the socks in for an hour, or so, and you're supposed to sleep with them in. But I hate super curly hair, and I like having these types of waves, it's closer to my natural hair type, only a bit wavier, less frizzy and way more voluminous.
And voila! Here is the end result
it's really shitty quality, since I took it with my webcam and I don't have hair product, so all the curls fell out by the time I went to take pictures of this. I'm trying it on my little sister tonight and seeing what it does to her hair overnight.
But yeah.
Apart from how-to videos, I also enjoy watching bands play live. Oh, and covers. Absolutely loooove watching people cover songs I know/like. But my favourite live song at the moment is "Skinny, mean man" by Say Anything. It goes off like a motherfucking carton of milk left out in the sun on a hot summer's day.
So this isn't the best example of the song, but I just love how Max dances around. It looks like he's doing the funky chicken, if that chicken had epilepsy and had walked into a rave full of flashing lights.
I will probably cry the day I see this for myself. (Yeah, yeah, I know. I sound like a fangirl. Eat a dick and choke.)
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