Oh, hi there. Do you come here often?!

I've been trying to think up interesting things to post, but everything is a bawwfest right now. And I don't really like hardcore bawwing. Whinging is where it's at for me.

Anywho, I'm supposed to be doing work right now, or alternatively, packing my room. Instead I'm thinking up a new list.

And it goes like this:

Top 5 useless talents of mine 

• I can rap Kanye West's "Gold Digger" over almost anything

So my brother and I love getting out the acoustic guitar to play "guess that riff". But sometimes we just sing along and it's just us goofing off; we often end up playing another game sort of thing where one plays the guitar and the other improvises lyrics on top. 

One day we get the game going, but instead of improvising, I ended up rapping Gold Digger on top of "Stand By Me", and now we've made it our mission to find a song you can't rap Gold Digger over. 

• I can make perfect boiled rice 

Being Asian, it really grinds my gears when rice isn't cooked correctly. 

• I can sleep forever, if uninterrupted

...just a big ol' panda.

• I go from normal to ghetto (with a couple drinks) 

Man, I love krumping. 

• If it exists, I can and will cover it in rhinestones

Man, I fucking love rhinestones