OHAI

I cbf'd doing anything today (and for those unfamiliar with what 'cbf' stands for - can't be fucked), which is really, not any different from what I felt yesterday... and the day before... and the day before that.

On the upside - my mum took me driving!

I almost ran over a guy on his motorbike, but old dudes on motorbikes aside, I think I did pretty well. Besides, I'm a learner, I'm female, AND I'm Asian. As if you wouldn't expect something disastrous to happen on the road!

On the other side of that upside - my mum bought me a toffee apple!

OMNOMNOM... TOOF ROT!

In the "cbf" spirit, here's the new list.

Top five things I didn't do today 

• Kill a guy whilst driving

Winner! 

• Kill a bird whilst driving
• Kill a woman whilst driving 
• Kill an Esh Lad whilst driving  

Nobody wins here );

• Study for the HSC

I know, I know. No disciprine. No disciprine at all.